coming October 2024
The Newsmaker Pool is making its return to the internet in October 2024. Get ready! More information will be posted here when it is available.
How it works
Figure out who’s going to be in the news and get points. Have the most points and win. Win and rub it in your friends’ faces. That’s how it works.
We also run a stock market during elections. Like the UBC stock market except better, with more swearing.
See What We Can Offer
ANTLER RIBBONS
This is whimsical.
FOLK ART
Whimsical, I tell you.
COOL GRAFFITI
Fine, believe what you want.
Customer Testimonials
Steve Vidalgo
Massive TOOL
“There’s nothing I enjoy more than taking a bath in liberal tears. AMIRITE, CUCKS?”
Joyce Martel
Cyberdyne systems
“I enjoy wagering on politics as much as I enjoy a comforting mug filled with cocoa. I’m sorry, I misspoke, I meant cocaine.”
Louie
Drone 10110100110
“The Newsmaker Pool was a huge part of my formative years, during which I emerged from a chrysalis and developed rudimentary appendages along my thorax which when rubbed in rapid succession allow me to communicate with members of my hive.
Humanity is doomed.”
Lindsey Hamilton
FOUR seasons total landscaping
“Est-ce que le Newsmaker Pool serait operationelle en francais? J’espere que oui, mais il est difficile sans un clavier avec les symboles francais.
Estie!”